Top 10 Little Britain Characters July 18, 2009

1. Sir Bernard Chumley

This is arguably the funniest clip of all Little Britain sketches, with Sir Bernard Chumley having a visit from the Meals on Wheels lady. His catchphrase is “Kitty said“. He had his own TV series in the late 90′s called Sir Bernard Chumley’s Stately Homes.

2. Mark and Tom

Stereotypical American bodybuilders with big muscles and small dicks with homoerotic tendancies.

3. Denver Mills

Former silver medallist (in the 400 metres at the 1984 Los Angeles Olympics, Denver Mills is now a guest speaker, who’s speeches are always politically incorrect and offensive.

4. Dennis Waterman

Dennis Waterman is a tiny actor who never gets a part because he insists he should “write the feem toon, sing the feem toon“, much to the dismay of his theatrical agent, Jeremy Rent.

5. Daffyd Thomas

Daffyd Thomas lives in the Welsh mining village of Llanddewi Brefi and is a self-proclaimed gay man who dresses in a vast variety of tight PVC and latex rubber clothing, proudly proclaiming that he is “the only gay in the village“. In reality, there is a huge gay community in his village and the surrounding area, but he refuses to be associated with them.

6. Sir Norman Fry

Your typical MP, always issuing statements to the press regarding compromising situations in which he has apparently been caught, ending each statement with “As far as I’m concerned, that is the end of the matter. Thank you.“

7. Bubbles DeVere

A vial, obese, middle-aged woman who lives at a health spa despite constantly being harassed for her payment. Bubbles goes full-frontal in the hope of managing to seduce rich men into waiving her bills.

8. Marjorie Dawes

Marjorie Dawes is a woman who runs a branch of a weight loss group called ‘Fat Fighters’ despite her being a large unit herself. She is notoriously rude and mean, especially towards the members of Fat Fighters.

9. Peter Andre

A royal BBC correspondent who gets the sack after first making bizarre and inaccurate claims about the Royal Family and declaring his love for Princess Anne through song.

10. April and Neville

Two incompetent volunteers with the St “Tom’s” Ambulance brigade. Their remedies for life-threatening situations are various types of mint, including Polos, Tic-Tacs and Trebor Extra Strong.

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