Top 10 Page 3 Girls July 29, 2009

1. Sam Fox
She was a star of Page 3 long before she turned into an awful pop star.  Samantha Fox is arguably the greatest and most famous girl to have come from flashing her baps in page 3.

2. Lucy Pinder
A natural British talent.  Not only was Lucy an intelligent girl at school, but she had the perfect body and just oozed was sexiness.  Still going strong, expect her to be on our screens for a long long time.

3. Keeley Hazell
Hard to believe she is still only 22, Keeley has some perfect pert breasts that helped her rise to fame quickly.  She’s recently started her own modeling agency that has put a tarnish on her career.

4. Kelly Brook
Rose to fame in the late 90′s, Kelly Brook is often seen on TV and films now-a-days but no one will forget her from her days on page 3.

5. Michelle Marsh
Some of the best British breasts ever produced, Michelle Marsh is the proud owner.  Spent a lot of time with Lucy Pinder, but she has proven she can more than hold her own in the modeling circus.

6. Sophie Howard
This naughty little girl from Southport has been getting her prized possessions out in all of the lads mags for a long while and we hope she continues to do so for a long time.

7. Melinda Messenger
It’s been a long time since Melinda has been around, but she was once all the young boys and old men’s fantasies.  Please come back into our papers Melinda!

8. Rosie Whiteman
This young girl has been all over page 3 and lads mags recently and she is heading to the top quickly, with her perfect body and face.

9. Linsey Dawn McKenzie
Her fame didn’t last quite so long, but eveyone will remember those epic breasts (and her relationship with footballer Dean Holdsworth).

10. Jordan
Her career gets worse everytime she opens her mouth, but Jordan made heads turn with her F-cup breasts.

Top 10 Most Expensive Footballers July 24, 2009

1. Cristiano Ronaldo: Manchester United to Real Madrid – £80m (2009)

2. Kaka: AC Milan to Real Madrid – £56m (2009)

3. Zinedine Zidane: Juventus to Real Madrid – £45.62m (2001)

4. Luis Figo: Barcelona to Real Madrid – £37m (2000)

5. Hernan Crespo: Parma to Lazio – £35.5m (2000)

6. Gianluigi Buffon: Parma to Juventus – £32.6m (2001)

7. Robinho: Real Madrid to Manchester City – £32.5m (2008)

8. Christian Vieri: Lazio to Inter – £32m (1999)

9. Dimitar Berbatov: Tottenham to Manchester United – £30.75m (2008)

10. Andriy Shevchenko: AC Milan to Chelsea – £30m (2006)

Top 10 Little Britain Characters July 18, 2009

1. Sir Bernard Chumley

This is arguably the funniest clip of all Little Britain sketches, with Sir Bernard Chumley having a visit from the Meals on Wheels lady. His catchphrase is “Kitty said“. He had his own TV series in the late 90′s called Sir Bernard Chumley’s Stately Homes.

2. Mark and Tom

Stereotypical American bodybuilders with big muscles and small dicks with homoerotic tendancies.

3. Denver Mills

Former silver medallist (in the 400 metres at the 1984 Los Angeles Olympics, Denver Mills is now a guest speaker, who’s speeches are always politically incorrect and offensive.

4. Dennis Waterman

Dennis Waterman is a tiny actor who never gets a part because he insists he should “write the feem toon, sing the feem toon“, much to the dismay of his theatrical agent, Jeremy Rent.

5. Daffyd Thomas

Daffyd Thomas lives in the Welsh mining village of Llanddewi Brefi and is a self-proclaimed gay man who dresses in a vast variety of tight PVC and latex rubber clothing, proudly proclaiming that he is “the only gay in the village“. In reality, there is a huge gay community in his village and the surrounding area, but he refuses to be associated with them.

6. Sir Norman Fry

Your typical MP, always issuing statements to the press regarding compromising situations in which he has apparently been caught, ending each statement with “As far as I’m concerned, that is the end of the matter. Thank you.“

7. Bubbles DeVere

A vial, obese, middle-aged woman who lives at a health spa despite constantly being harassed for her payment. Bubbles goes full-frontal in the hope of managing to seduce rich men into waiving her bills.

8. Marjorie Dawes

Marjorie Dawes is a woman who runs a branch of a weight loss group called ‘Fat Fighters’ despite her being a large unit herself. She is notoriously rude and mean, especially towards the members of Fat Fighters.

9. Peter Andre

A royal BBC correspondent who gets the sack after first making bizarre and inaccurate claims about the Royal Family and declaring his love for Princess Anne through song.

10. April and Neville

Two incompetent volunteers with the St “Tom’s” Ambulance brigade. Their remedies for life-threatening situations are various types of mint, including Polos, Tic-Tacs and Trebor Extra Strong.

10 Worst UFC Nicknames July 17, 2009

1. Elvis “The King of Rock N Rumble” Sinosic
Why does every Evlis have to associate themselves with the King of Rock n Roll? In MMA, that just doesn’t go down. It’s surprisng the number of fights this Elvis has had in the UFC considering he loses them all…

2. Ron “H20Man” Waterman
Who thought it would be cool to get a bit scientific with their name? For a scary-looking figter, Ron really came up with one of the lameness nicknames to take into the ring with him.

3. Tamdan “The Barn Cat” McCrory
The Barn Cat??? Where did that one come from? A children’s book?

4. Vladimir “The Janitor” Matyushenko
Does this have anything to do with Eastern-Europeans coming over and doing the jobs no one else wants to do? That doesn’t really go down too well in MMA…

5. Frank “Twinkle Toes” Trigg
Frank Trigg’s nickname was about as scary as he was inside the Octagon…

6. Clay “The Carpenter” Guida
We don’t care what you were doing before you were signed up by the UFC. And being a carpenter hardly makes you the coolest person in town.

7. “Sugar” Rashad Evans
Sugar? I just don’t get it…

8. Ben “Killa B” Saunders
Killa B? Was Ben a rapper before entering the Octagon? Killa B? WTF?!?

9. Georges “Rush” St Pierre
He’s quick, but Rush? I don’t get it. Doesn’t justify the great champion that he is.

10. “The Irish Hand Grenade” Marcus Davis
At least it makes you sound tough. Makes you sound like you have solid fists. But you don’t back that up by winning half your fights by submission. And just because your great great granddad is Irish doesn’t make you more Irish than American Mark…

Top 10 Tennis Hotties July 16, 2009

1. Anna Kournikova
Anna Kournikova increased the popularity of women’s tennis in the mid-90′s when she brought her stunning good looks to the court.  Her unsuccessful career didn’t last long as she retired in 2003 to focus more on her more successful modeling career.  Not many people know this, but she does have 2 Grand Slams, both at the Australian Open in the women’s doubles with Martina Hingis (who narrowly misses out on this list).

2. Ana Ivanovic
The Serbian beauty has spent more time modeling of late, but still has a solid career in tennis and won her only Grand Slam at the French Open in 2008.  Whichever career she continues to persue, she is bound for success, whilst we are bound for more and more photos of this hot tennis chick.

3. Maria Sharapova
The most-successful of the Russian babes who have brightened up the women’s tennis games, Maria Sharapova broke through when she won the US Open in 2006.  A popular figure at Wimbledon, for her looks and not for the loud screeches she makes with every shot, Sharapova won this event in 2007, and then won the battle of the beauties, defeating Ana Ivanovic in the 2008 Australian Open final.

4. Elena Dementieva
An olympic Gold medalist, Elena Dementieva is one of a number of Russian babes to hit the tennis circuit in the last decade or so.  Her fantastic legs, body and face get her to a deserved #4 on this list.

5. Maria Kirilenko
Any number of Russian girls could have made this list, there are so many to choose from.  But Maria Kirilenko is a young star heading to the top and hoping to have a sexy girl back at the top following the recent number 1′s that don’t make for a pretty reading.

6. Nicole Vaidisova
Although not having the most successful tennis career, Czech player Nicole Vaidisova does turn up the heat when she brings her beauty to the court.  She’s a stunner, surprisingly born in Germany (without a long nose) who is better known for her looks than her success on the court.

7. Venus Williams
The less-successful of the two sisters, but the much better looking, Venus is second to only Elena Dementieva in terms of legs on the tennis court.  Although Venus has more power in hers, she can’t deny the beauty of her Russian competitors’.  Her accent isn’t so attractive, but we’ll let her looks do the talking.

8. Alona Bondarenko
Ukraine may not have produced as many hot tennis players as their Russian neighbours, but we’re not arguing when it comes down to Alona Bondarenko – she’s a stunner!  You could look at her day and night and not get bored.  Did we mention, she has a younger sister?

9. Simona Halep
Simona Halep has a massive future ahead of her.  She also has a massive rack.  The teen Romanian beauty is so far more famous for her 34DD chest than for being a tennis player.  But as a Junior French Open champion she has the potential to go far in the tennis industry… and other industries if she was interested.

10. Daniela Hantuchova
This girl doesn’t eat much, but boy is she hot.  The Slovakian helped put Slovakia on the map.  She is drop-dead gorgeous with a cute face and extremely beatuiful legs.  A grand slam doubles champion, I think she’s gone single now.

Top 10 Children’s Cartoons July 15, 2009

1. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael and Michelangelo (heroes in a half-shell) battled crimes of the evil Shredder on our screens from the late 80′s to mid 90′s (excluding the modern crap), with their ninjitsu skills taught by Master Splinter. This was the greatest cartoon for children, and beats anything of the modern generation hands down.

2. The Simpsons
The Simpsons is one of the longest running and most popular cartoon series in history. From the small town of Springfield to our movie screens, the yellow characters have been a massive success worldwide and their popularity continues to grow to this day. The series has featured many celebrity guest appearances and has even been awarded a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

3. Looney Tunes
Warner Bros created such a mix of popular stars, and Looney Tunes was the mix of them all, with several stars such as Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Elmer Fudd, Taz, Foghorn Leghorn, Speedy Gonzales and many others in short sketches that brought joys to our TV screens as a child.

4. Tom & Jerry
Now banished from our TV screens because of today’s political-correct-madness, Tom and Jerry was a great cartoon, showing Tom the cat trying to hunt Jerry the mouse but always failing and on the end of a beating from the little rodent.

5. Alvin & The Chipmunks
Ignore the film released a few years ago, Alvin, Simon and Theodore, looked after by their human father, David were an exciting and sometimes-mischievous bunch of chipmunks that brought laughter to our screens after we can home from school.

6. Danger Mouse
Danger Mouse, with his sidekick Penfold were secret agents throughout the 80s, saving the world from monsters, thieves etc, assignments given to them by Colonel K.

7. Wacky Races
A series in whch 11 different cars racing against each other in various road rallies, with the villian and main feature being Dick Dastardly and his canine sidekick, Muttley who’s attempts to stall the other drivers never pay off and they never win a race (apologies if I’ve spoiled the outcome to any children reading).

8. Arthur
The adventures of an aardvark in Elwood City, with prominent friends including Buster Baxter, Binky, Francine and Muffy, bringing our children morales and emphasising on education. Usually based around their school, they are a friendly bunch that make for a great cartoon, with a wicked intro theme by Ziggy Marley.

9. Spongebob Squarepants
The most modern cartoon that makes this list, SpongeBob Squarepants is a highly-enjoyable and funny cartoon, aimed at children, but is secretly watched by all of the family. Set under the sea, SpongeBob and his idiotic starfish friend, Patrick set off on adventures, and even released a must-see movie in 2004, fun for all the family, even if it did include David Hasselhoff.

10. Sharky & George
The crimebusters of the sea, Sharky and George in the underwater city of Seacago were private detectives on our TV screen for 5 years between 1988 and 1992, who battled the villains and gangs terrorising their city.

Top 10 Sexy Sports Cars July 13, 2009

1. Porsche 911
The original, sexy looking little model that has just enough room for you and your blonde bombshell in the seat next to you.  Nothing beats this little machine, especially when it’s topless.

2. Lamborghini Murcielago
A high performance sports car with a sexy design. No one else could pull of a yellow car with upwards opening doors, but no one else could make a car as special as the Lamborghini Murcielago.

3. Saturn Sky Roadster
Luxury convertible – An exhilarating breath of fresh air.  0-60 in 5.5 seconds.  Nice, sexy sports car to impress the ladies.

4. Nissan 30z Roadster
Why are Nissan so high in this list?  Have you seen this baby yet?  Not renound for making little sparks like this, Nissan came up with a genius invention when they released this model.

5. Ferrari F430
The body was redesigned to be more curvaceous and aerodynamic, what girl in their right mind would turn you down if they caught you driving one of these bad boys.

6. 2010 Ford Mustang
The car that never got old just got new.  The Ford Mustang has been around for decades as is still one of the best sports cars on the market

7. Chevy Corvette ZR1
A performance icon since 1953.  Incredible horse power and looks sexy on the road.

8. Mitsubishi Eclipse
Still to this day is a smooth-looking baby.  Drive one of these and not only will you overtake other motorists you’ll steal all their girls from them.

9. Mazda MX-5 Miata
Not quite as sexy as the Porsche 911, but it’s the Orlando Bloom if the Porsche 911 is Johnny Depp – You wouldn’t say no to this baby.

10. 2009 Pontiac Solstice
0-60 in 5.5 seconds. 260HP. 28MPG HWY. Cute little baby (especially in yellow). What more needs to be said.

Top 10 UFC Fighters July 12, 2009

1. Anderson Silva
The Spider is an all-round fighter with lethal kicks, knees and the best clinch in the game.  No one in his division (Middleweight) can defeat him and has beaten all challengers to his throne.

2. Georges St Pierre
As with Silva, this guy has an all-around great game and arguably the best takedowns in the game (technically).  His smooth transitions make him lethal on the ground and has wiped-clean the Welterweight division.

3. BJ Penn
Incredible flexibility and devastating strikes.  He is tough and only Georges St Pierre has shown he can get the better of him.  He and Randy Couture are the only two competitors to have held titles in two different weight classes.

4. Lyoto Machida
Still undefeated and now the Light-Heavyweight champion, Lyoto Machida has a great all-around game and has proven to be impossible to beat so far.

5. Forrest Griffin
Often the underdog, and often comes out on top.  He has never-say-die attutide and a great game.  Dominated Shogun Rua and upset Rampage Jackson, while also beat Stephen Bonnar in one of the greatest MMA fights of all time.

6. Rashad Evans
Only Lyoto Machida has managed to defeat Evans, with a smashing knockout.  But Evans has great speed and strength and knockout power.

7. Dan Henderson
Big ears and an indestrubible chin are two of Henderson’s features, but he arguably has the hardest-hitting right hand inside the Octagon.  If not for Anderson Silva, he would be top of the Middleweight division.  Crap coach on TUF though.

8. Rich Franklin
Only Anderson Silva seems to have his number.  A top fighter with a stunning win % make him one of the greats.

9. Diego Sanchez
A great character and a great fighter inside the cage.  Capable of knocking out opposition and submitting them make him a deadly fighter in the lightweight division.

10. Brock Lesnar
Brock Lesnar has made a swift transition from fake wrestling and is set to dominate the Heavyweight division with his incredible power and size.  He is very quick for his size and delivers devastating hammerfists.